clients from hell
23 Dec
Wow.
- We really don’t like web as a medium. Can you please force our sites visitors to print out a copy of every page? We want our page to be more tangible.
- I recently spent about 2 months designing an identity and packaging for a new sports product, only to be told at the last minute the client had been to see a psychic and the psychic didn’t think the logo would bring the client good luck, i was then handed a piece of paper which had a pencil drawing on of a new logo (drawn by the psychic) and had to start everything from scratch.
- So, you’re saying that it will take 2 days to complete this illustration. If we give you the project today, can we have it tomorrow afternoon at half the price?
- I don’t want gay people looking at the site! can you do it with CSS3?
- See this Myspace page, I want our website to look like that. Can you also make it play music? You can take away the stop button, I’ve seen it done before.
- I’m branding myself with this font. My website has to be in Papyrus! The text and everything!
- No, I said that everything on the site should be in all caps. That’s how important the message is.
- Can you change the paperclip in Word to a cat?
- From Clients From Hell
I’m so glad I don’t work in web design…
