
I came upon an article on Fiverr (Photographers Struggle to Sell Images for Five Dollars), which is, for lack of a better term, an inverse crowd-sourcing site where people offer a variety of services to be performed for $5. If you’d like to have a blue puppet inform your spouse that you want a divorce or let a total stranger make the tough decisions in your life, this is the site for you. But for the rest of us, it’s mainly a reminder of how much effort it actually takes to convince someone to part with $5.
Services range from the mundane (“I will send you simple e book about all major species of dogs from all over the World for $5″) to the supernatural (“I will look into your past and tell you about your last past life with accurate details for $5″) and bizarre (“I will take the blame for your fart for $5″). Some propositions I couldn’t help but click on just to reassure myself that nobody had taken the poor fool up on his offer (“I will drinking my piss for $5″). Others are just downright confusing (“I will mail you a huge hank of tangled yarn for $5,” “I will combine five of your friends faces to create a portrait of your average friend for $5″).
Most of the offers are along the lines of someone offering to do a song and dance in a funny costume, giving testimonials for companies or products, or voice actors looking for side income. There are so many people offering to sing songs and say short scripts in a variety of voices that I can’t help but think there’s a new media performance art project in here somewhere…
As the article states, most of the photo-related offers relate to teaching technique or troubleshooting, so there’s nothing to be gained there, but it’s fascinating to see what people think others will pay $5 for (“I will reenact a fight you had with your gf and end it any way you want for $5″). I wouldn’t even want these services for free! You’d have to pay me a lot more than $5 to accept them, yet apparently there are people out there who believe you would you pay $5 for someone to pretend to be your Facebook girlfriend for a week. Would you pay for someone to troll your archenemy on the internet? Would you pay for someone to tweet your link to a network of thousands of followers? Those are in fact the most popular packages – ones that sell social media exposure, SEO or backlinks to increase search ranking. The site is a demented portrait of the times that is amusing and a bit horrifying to browse.
You can’t blame people from trying though – apparently the entrepreneurial spirit is strong with us. Some offers are just desperate attempts to get paid for being who you are and liking what you like:
“I will watch a movie for you for $5″
“I will answer 5 questions about being queer for $5″
“I will graciously accept a cup of coffee for $5″
“I will send you five cute pictures of my cat for $5″
“I will send you a genuine rock from Maine for $5″
And then there’s the most blatantly sarcastic, best proposition of all:
“I will do absolutely NOTHING for $5″